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Movie review: With new ‘Rambo,’ Stallone doesn’t save best for last (blood)

“Rambo: Last Blood” (R)

Action star Sylvester Stallone is back — presumably for the fifth and final time — as former Green Beret-turned-mercenary John Rambo in “Rambo: Last Blood,” an ultra-violent revenge thriller that does nothing to add on to the Rambo lore apart from finding new and inventive ways for the indestructible screen hero to dispatch the bad guys.

Rambo starts “Last Blood” peacefully, as a rancher living in a southwestern town on the Mexican border whose biggest concern is the well-being of his niece, Gabriella (Yvette Monreal), a grown teenager getting ready to go off to college. Gabriella’s plans change, though, when a sketchy friend claims to have found the teen’s estranged father in Mexico, leading the naive girl into a trap of human traffickers.


AUDIO: Hear Tim’s review of “Rambo: Last Blood” with Tom Barnard on “The KQ Morning Show” on KQRS-FM. Segment is brought to you by Michael Bryant and Bradshaw & Bryant.

Determined to save Gabriella at any cost, Rambo crosses the border and confronts the traffickers, who brutally prove to him that they have no regard for human life. When Rambo exacts his revenge on the traffickers, they decided to take the fight to former soldier at his ranch, which the former military man has been meticulously prepared for battle.

“Rambo: Last Blood” feels like a combination of three movie series — “John Wick,” “Taken” and naturally, the previous “Rambo” films. And while the “John Wick” and “Taken” films mostly have positive outcomes and a sense of humor (well, at least “John Wick”), there’s no light at the end of the tunnel for Rambo. Since the film is rooted in a deep tragedy, there’s no way for the character to win, which ultimately makes for brutal, dark and deeply depressing movie. Sure, “Rambo” fans will delight in how Rambo gives the bad guys exactly what they have coming to them, but the story is paper think and does nothing to advance the story that began with 1982’s “First Blood” as a whole.

Whether there will be more “Rambo” after this or not is yet to be seen (and God forbid anybody utters the word “reboot”), but the end credits, which shows highlights from the “Rambo” series since the beginning, suggests Stallone is finally ready to let the character go.

If that’s the case, it’s shame it couldn’t be done more gracefully like the way his Rocky Balboa grew and transitioned to a supporting character in the “Creed” films, but storywise, it’s hard to do something with character like Rambo’s since exacting revenge is his clearly his game. Anything other than that wouldn’t make any sense. If Stallone wants to keep the action career going, perhaps he should reassemble “The Expendables,” which was clearly the best film series he’s taken part in after “Rocky” and “Rambo.” At least those films give us something to laugh about while entertaining us with over-the-top action. “Rambo: Last Blood” just makes you squirm and feel terrible afterward.

Lammometer: 5 (out of 10)

Tim Lammers reviews movies weekly for “The KQ92 Morning Show,”  WCCO Radio, WJON-AM, KLZZ-FM, “The Tom Barnard Podcast” and “The BS Show” with Bob Sansevere. On TV, Tim has made hundreds of guest appearances on “KARE 11 News at 11” (NBC).

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Movie review: ‘Ad Astra’ blasts off strong but veers off course

“Ad Astra” (PG-13)

Most – but not all – systems are go for “Ad Astra,” writer-director James Gray’s ambitious space drama that blasts off in spectacular fashion but desperately spins out of control at the end. It’s no doubt a spectacular film from an audio-visual standpoint, and the doomsday story line is quite engaging with Brad Pitt in the lead. But as the film nears the end of its two-hour star trek, the plot becomes jumbled and the endgame for the key narrative disappoints.


AUDIO: Hear Tim’s review of “Ad Astra” with Tom Barnard on “The KQ Morning Show” on KQRS-FM. Segment is brought to you by  Michael Bryant and Bradshaw & Bryant.

Set in the not-too-distant future, Pitt stars Roy McBride, a highly disciplined but emotionally distant astronaut in a government military organization called U.S. Space Command. Space exploration has advanced significantly in Roy’s lifetime, to the point where his father, Space Command’s top dog Clifford McBride (Tommy Lee Jones), embarked on The Lima Project, a mission to explore the solar system for extraterrestrial life that began when Roy was just a boy. But 16 years into the mission, Clifford disappeared near Neptune.

Thirty years after his father’s disappearance, the adult Roy is working on a mission just above Earth when a sudden electrical storm wreaks havoc on a towering space antenna he is working on, causing death to not only some of his colleagues, but massive fatalities all over the planet. With 40,000 people dead and the entirety of Earth’s population in peril as the electrical storm moves closer, Roy is recruited to embark on an interplanetary mission to contact Neptune, where Space Command believes the phenomena is originating from. Making more matters complicated, Roy’s superiors believe that his father is still alive and may have something to do with the deadly phenomena, and believe the younger McBride may be the only astronaut capable of effectively communicating with him in a bid to stave off the inevitable.

As far as space dramas go, “Ad Astra” feels much more like Christopher Nolan’s 2014 intergalatic epic “Interstellar” than it does the classic “2001: A Space Odyssey,” although there’s no question that “Ad Astra” has a vibe closer to the esoteric Stanley Kubrick film. The thing is, as advanced, technologically, as “2001” and “Interstellar” were at the times of their respective releases, the visual effects seem to have taken an even bigger leap forward as Roy’s ship blasts off, first to a fully operational base on moon before heading to a similarly advanced base on Mars, where Roy is expected to make contact with his father. Thanks to a brilliant IMAX presentation of the film, not only do you feel like you’re strapped into the spaceship with Pitt, you can literally feels the rumbling of the rockets underneath your seat as he takes orbit.

While “Ad Astra” is effectively a story about the strained relationship and hopeful reconciliation between a father and a son, the film, doesn’t wallow entirely in the film’s heady narrative. The action scenes are spectacular, especially when its revealed that colonization is so advanced on the moon that, thanks to the commercialism of space travel, corruption and crime have taken a foothold on the moon, as space pirates attempt to hijack Roy and his crew in a thrilling space buggy chase sequence on the lunar surface. The story also takes some unexpected twists and turns once Roy finds his way to Mars and meets a scientist (Ruth Negga) who reveals a dark secret about The Lima Project.

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As much as “Ad Astra” has going for it throughout the movie, it feels discombobulated and ultimately a bit dull as it lumbers toward its ending. Plus, without giving too much away, the final act feels like a cheat as it relates to the all the hoops Roy had to jump through to begin the mission. That’s not to take away from Pitt’s acting, as he delivers yet another solid performance. But while industry tastemakers and fans are already chanting for a Best Actor nomination for Pitt, the performance comes nothing close to his smaller, but far more memorable turn in Quentin Tarantino’s love letter to 1969 Tinseltown, “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,” a couple months back.

While “Ad Astra” is clearly Pitt’s movie, Jones no doubt has a presence, albeit a small one in the film. One thing’s for certain: Gray gave Pitt, Jones, Negga and Donald Sutherland (who appears in a small turn as Clifford’s former astronaut colleague) far more material to work with than Liv Tyler, who despite being prominently featured in the film’s trailers, barely appears in a stereotypical role as Roy’s resentful wife, who is left out in the cold because of her husband’s vacant emotions.

Lammometer: 7 (out of 10)

Tim Lammers reviews movies weekly for “The KQ92 Morning Show,”  WCCO Radio, WJON-AM, KLZZ-FM, “The Tom Barnard Podcast” and “The BS Show” with Bob Sansevere. On TV, Tim has made hundreds of guest appearances on “KARE 11 News at 11” (NBC).

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Movie review: J-Lo hype aside, ‘Hustlers’ fascinating true-life tale of greed

“Hustlers” (R)

Jennifer Lopez is getting all the pre-release buzz, but it’s “Crazy Rich Asians” star Constance Wu who steals the show in “Hustlers,” a fascinating, true-life tale of how a group of ex-strippers turn the tables on greedy Wall Street executives after the financial crash of 2008.

“Hustlers” kicks off in 2007, when big time Wall Street traders were living large, spending big cash in, among other places, high-buck strip clubs. Destiny (Wu), however, finds it tough to make a living on the stage and in private dance rooms, until she’s taken under the wing of and forms a partnership with Ramona (Lopez), an experienced and saavy erotic dancer who teaches her young protege how to maximize her talents — and profits.

All goes well for a year for Destiny and Ramona in their new partnership, that is until the bottom falls out of Wall Street and with it, the clubs go belly-up, too.  Longing to get their old lives back, Ramona, along with Destiny and fellow strippers Annabelle (Lily Reinhart) and Mercedes (Kiki Palmer), concoct a plan to fleece their former clients out of thousands of dollars — money the men will be reluctant to report missing given the manner in which they lost it. With the women’s illicit activities, however, comes the same sort of greed that blinded the ambitions of the people the women were stealing from, putting the hustlers’ operation in peril as a result.

Written and directed by Lorene Scafaria (“Seeking a Friend for the End of the World”), “Hustlers” unfolds like a magazine story, which not coincidentally is the source material for the film. That narrative is accomplished by Destiny telling her story a journalist named Elizabeth (Julia Stiles), who gathers the brings the incredible true tale to light.

Under the sure-handed direction of Scafaria, “Hustlers” masters the tricky balancing act of broaching the sensitive subject of the exploitation of women without being exploitative. Yes, she shows the degrading situation strippers have to put themselves in, but with that, we also feel the painful emotions they go through as these women struggle to live and provide for their families, making the characters more than faceless people being objectified.

Ultimately, “Hustlers” is a story of female empowerment, albiet a complicated one. While their scheme to drug and steal money from rich executives is morally wrong and no doubt illegal, Scarfaria examines the question of whether or not these women should feel guilty for their actions. After all, they say in justification, the Wall Street scum they are stealing from effectively ruined the lives of countless people before the financial bust by being greedy themselves — but should they all be painted with the same with a broad brush?

“Hustlers” has already earned Oscar buzz, namely for Lopez in what could be described as a large supporting role. And while Lopez captures your attention (she’s as stunning as ever at 50), perhaps the buzz is premature as her acting is slightly above average at best. Perhaps the production should through their weight behind Wu, who shows a wide range of emotions as a woman trying to keep up in cesspool loaded with sharks.

One big side note: While rap star Cardi B is prominent in the film’s marketing materials, her appearance in “Hustlers” is a classic instance of a bait-and-switch. Her appearance in the film is brief at the begining (and Lizzo, who also receives top billing, is featured even less), with only one memorable scene before she exits the film for good. Fans expecting more — and they’ll want more after her entertaining appearance — are bound to be disappointed by how little she appears in the film.

Lammometer: 7 (out of 10)

Tim Lammers reviews movies weekly for “The KQ92 Morning Show,”  WCCO Radio, WJON-AM, KLZZ-FM, “The Tom Barnard Podcast” and “The BS Show” with Bob Sansevere. On TV, Tim has made hundreds of guest appearances on “KARE 11 News at 11” (NBC).

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‘IT: Chapter Two’ reviews: Tim’s reviews on radio, TV

Here’s a look at Tim’s reviews of “IT: Chapter Two” on video and audio, on KARE 11 at 11, “The KQ Morning Show” with Tom Barnard on KQRS-FM, and WCCO-AM’s “Paul and Jordana,” where Tim appeared as an guest for the first hour with Jordana Green. Both radio segments are brought to you by  Michael Bryant and Bradshaw & Bryant.

Tim Lammers reviews movies weekly for “The KQ92 Morning Show,”  WCCO Radio, WJON-AM, KLZZ-FM, “The Tom Barnard Podcast” and “The BS Show” with Bob Sansevere. On TV, Tim has made hundreds of guest appearances on “KARE 11 News at 11” (NBC).

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Tim Burton Book 2
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