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Movie review: ‘The Curse of La Llorona’ earns rightful place in Conjuring Universe

“The Curse of La Llorona” (R)

The Conjuring Universe has added another thrilling new chapter to its already impressive library of films with “The Curse of La Llorona,” a scary good ghost chiller that tells the haunting story of the “Weeping Woman” of Latin American folklore. True, “The Curse of La Llorona” is far from a groundbreaking, but it still importantly maintains the tone and creepy atmosphere of the previous Conjuring Universe films.

For those unfamiliar with the tale, “The Curse of La Llorona” is rooted in a tragedy in the early 1600s, when a young mother drowns her sons as a way of punishing her husband for his cheating ways. Fast-forward to the early 1970s, where the evil spirit of the Weeping Woman attaches herself to a social worker (Linda Cardellini) with two young children who she wants to claim as her own.


AUDIO: Reviewing “The Curse of La Llorona” with Tom Barnard on “The KQ Morning Show” on KQRS-FM.

Much like the previous chapters in producers James Wan and Gary Dauberman’s Conjuring Universe (“The Conjuring and its sequel, “Annabelle” and its sequel, and “The Nun”), “The Curse of La Llorona” expertly employs basic but very effective filmmaking techniques. All of the right elements are there, from tension building up to jump scares to a piss-your-pants scary apparition of the Weeping Woman (Marisol Ramirez) to a very capable cast telling the story – even though the script has the human characters woefully walking into situations most people with common sense would avoid.

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Like the other Conjuring Universe entries, “The Curse of La Llorona” includes crossover characters as a way to tie sprawling tale together. Since the scenes involving these crossover characters enter the story in a sensible way, it will be interesting to see how any of the other characters – including an ex-priest-turned-evil-spirit-vanquisher (Raymond Cruz, who effectively brings the film its comic relief) – will come into play in future Conjuring Universe offerings.

Given the fact that “The Curse of La Llorona” is largely set in 1973 (the same time frame as the first “Conjuring” movie) and director Michael Chaves is also set to helm “The Conjuring 3” in 2020, chances seem good that we haven’t seen the last of the Weeping Woman, a menacing spirit who has rightfully earned her place in the inventive halls of horror created by Wan and Dauberman.

Lammometer: 7.5 (out of 10)


AUDIO: Reviewing “The Curse of La Llorona” with Paul Douglas on “Paul and Jordana” on WCCO-AM.

Tim Lammers reviews movies weekly for The KQ92 Morning Show,” “KARE 11 News at 11” (NBC), WCCO Radio, WJON-AM, KLZZ-FM, “The Tom Barnard Podcast” and “The BS Show” with Bob Sansevere.

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Movie Review: ‘Missing Link’ an amazing discovery

“Missing Link” (PG)

The stop-motion animation wizards at LAIKA have kept their winning streak alive at five with “Missing Link, ” — a visually stunning, enormously entertaining adventure comedy about a worldwide adventurer who helps a lonely bigfoot-like creature in the Pacific Northwest travel halfway across the world to the Himalayas and Shangri La so he can find others of his own kind and hopefully find the companionship and acceptance he’s been longing for.

While “Missing Link” might not have as much story depth as previous LAIKA films like “ParaNorman” and “Kubo and the Two Strings,” it definitely has lots of humor and plenty of heart, and great voice performances by Hugh Jackman, Zoe Saldana, Zach Galifiankis Timothy Olyphant and Emma Thompson.

Most importantly, though, the stop-motion animation is absolutely jaw-dropping and the sets are stunning, because almost everything you see apart from a few computer generated backgrounds is real. It’s one of the best movies of the year so far.

Lammometer: 9 (out of 10).

Tim Lammers reviews movies weekly for The KQ92 Morning Show,” “KARE 11 News at 11” (NBC), WCCO Radio, WJON-AM, KLZZ-FM, “The Tom Barnard Podcast” and “The BS Show” with Bob Sansevere.

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Movie review: Tim Burton’s ‘Dumbo’ will make you believe

“Dumbo” (PG)

You will believe an elephant can fly – and capture our hearts once again – with “Dumbo,” director Tim Burton’s emotional and exhilarating live-action reimaging of the 1941 Disney animated film classic. Using the conclusion of the animated film as a springboard for this new tale, “Dumbo” expands the storyline to imagine from a human point-of-view what takes place after the large-eared baby elephant takes flight and triumphs over those who ostracized him, only to encounter those who want to exploit his unique gift.

“Dumbo” begins in 1919, recalling the events just before the conclusion of the animated film where an over-sized pachyderm shows an amazing ability to fly. It’s a particularly startling occurrence, because in the real-world setting in which this live-action “Dumbo” exists, the animals don’t talk and Timothy Q. Mouse is, well, just a mouse. As such, Dumbo, as the baby elephant comes to be dubbed, is born into the circus run by Max Medici’s (Danny DeVito), and he’s put in the care of Holt Farrier (Colin Farrell), a World War I solider who returns at the conclusion of the battle missing an arm and a widow, since his fellow circus performer wife died while he was away.


AUDIO: Hear Tim’s review of “Dumbo” with Tom Barnard on “The KQ Morning Show” on KQRS-FM.

Clearly distraught from the recent traumatic events in his life, Holt is also struggling to reconnect with his young children, Milly (Nico Parker) and Joe (Finley Hobbins). Fortunately, the two kids strike up a kinship with the young, outcast elephant, whom they discover has an uncanny ability to fly. Once Dumbo’s magical ability is revealed to the world, slick entrepreneur V.A. Vandevere (Michael Keaton) swoops in and convinces Medici to become his partner in his new entertainment megalopolis Dreamland, where the elephant will soar with his aerial star, Collette Marchant (Eva Green). Behind Vandevere’s shiny exterior, though, is a conniving showman will push the limits of safety to make big money on his newest curiosity.

Fans of Burton will get everything they’re hoping for with “Dumbo,” from dazzling visual effects – Dumbo feels like a living breathing creature who really can fly – a big-time, big-top atmosphere, as well as the darker moments fans associate with the director’s previous works. The darker feel comes from the sinister intentions of Vandevere, though, and not the Gothic settings that have been showcased in many of Burton’s previous films. Instead, we get big, bright and dazzling set pieces (courtesy the director’s longtime collaborator, production designer Rick Heinrichs), as well as stunning period costumes via the filmmaker’s frequent collaborator Colleen Atwood.

While reimaging a classic film like “Dumbo” is no doubt  a tall order, it’s clear that Burton didn’t set out to top the original “Dumbo” with this new live-action tale, but to create, along with screenwriter Ehren Kruger, a story that sensibly expands the narrative and ultimately serves as a bookend to the 1941 original.

That’s not to say key elements from the animated film were omitted. Dumbo flies thanks to aid of a feather, but uses it in a different sort of way. Plus, you still get the heartbreaking separation of Dumbo from Mrs. Jumbo (accompanied by a new, heartstring-tugging rendition of “Baby Mine”), and some of the big-top antics in the new film hearken the heartache of the baby elephant being ridiculed by unforgiving circus patrons. But with this new version of the tale Dumbo also gets a new family, who are appropriately a group of fellow outcasts who perform in Medici’s circus.


AUDIO: Hear Tim’s review of “Dumbo” with Paul Douglas and Jordana on “Paul and Jordana” on WCCO-AM.

To create a family film about a family of outcasts, Burton smartly reassembled many members of his movie family for “Dumbo.” In addition to Keaton, DeVito and Green, “Dumbo” once again teams Burton with Alan Arkin (who last worked with the director on “Edward Scissorhands”), as well as with his longtime producer Derek Frey and producer/first assistant director Katterli Frauenfelder. The reunion isn’t complete, though, without composer Danny Elfman, whose memorable score weaves in elements of the original “Dumbo’s” music along with his own classic sensibilities.

All told, “Dumbo” is magical tale of wonder, along with plenty of heart, hope and humor. It’s a rare family film for kids of all ages, whether it’s the child who grew up with the animated “Dumbo,” only to become parents to show the movie to their own kids; or to a younger generation who now have a “Dumbo” movie to call their own.

Tim Lammers reviews movies weekly for The KQ92 Morning Show,” “KARE 11 News at 11” (NBC), WCCO Radio, WJON-AM, KLZZ-FM, “The Tom Barnard Podcast” and “The BS Show” with Bob Sansevere.

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Movie review: Jordan Peele’s inventive ‘Us’ elevates horror genre

“Us” (R)

Still basking in the Oscar-winning success of his socially-aware mystery thriller “Get Out,” writer-director Jordan Peele is back with a vengeance with “Us,” which, well, brings out the beast in all of us.

While “Get Out” was construed as a horror film to some, there’s no doubt Peele’s intentions with “Us,” a brutal, nightmarish “Twilight Zone”-like horror thriller that, despite all that it has going for it from its brilliant acting and filmmaking standpoint, doesn’t quite unfold into a neat and tidy narrative by the time the film wraps up. But perhaps that’s the point: While moviegoers are bound to leave confused, the visceral thrills are so damn freaky and scary that it will be enough to pull you back in for a repeat viewing to try to figure out just what the hell happened.


AUDIO: Hear Tim’s review of “Us” with Tom Barnard on “The KQ Morning Show” on KQRS-FM.

“Us” begins in 1986 when a young girl, Adelaide (Madison Curry) wanders away from her parents at a beachside carnival in Santa Cruz, California, and ends up in a mirror-filled funhouse where she is traumatized after encountering what appears to be her doppelganger. Flashing-forward to present day, Adelaide (Lupita Nyong’o) is married to Gabe (‘Black Panther’s’ Winston Duke) and has two children, Zora (Shahadi Wright Joseph) and Jason (Evan Alex), and despite her reluctance, Adelaide returns to the spot of her trauma in Santa Cruz, where the family meets up with friends.

After Jason encounters a strange apparition on the beach, the family returns home only to encounter four, crimson-clad doppelgangers of themselves. But these twins, armed with scissors, make it quite clear that they are evil, and invade the family’s home and terrorize them. Instinctively, the family — led by the fierce Adelaide — fights back, and upon their escape, they discover the doppelganger phenomena is spread far beyond their confines. As it turns out, “The Tethered,” as mirror images call themselves, are shadowing other people in the city have embarked on a murderous rampage to apparently take back what was once theirs.

Backed by impressive dual performances by all the principal actors (especially the frightening Nyong’o, who shows incredible range across the board), there’s no question Peele has an incredible handle on horror filmmaking. Spurning traditional techniques and tropes, the filmmaker instead relies on simpler in-camera effects or off-camera theater to provoke viewers’ imaginations to drive the action. If that weren’t enough, Peele punctuates the film by creating unbearable tension through crafty editing and spellbinding if not outright bizarre music. Luckily, the comedy actor-turned-filmmaker lets viewers take a breather time and again from this stress-inducing nightmare with some well-placed bits of comic relief.


AUDIO: Hear Tim’s review of “Us” with Jordana Green on “Paul and Jordana” on WCCO-AM.

As much as “Us” has going for it in terms of its action and performances, it also suffers from an overly-ambitious plot. What exactly Peele is trying to say is up for interpretation by every viewer, and perhaps the easiest way the film can be explained away is that people their our own worst enemies. Clearly there’s much more there, though, specifically about the society we live that is divided by class, and Peele wants you to come back for more to try to figure it out. The bonus is you’ll get to shriek, jump, laugh, avert your eyes and more all over again as you try to mine the certain hidden messages that are buried deep within “Us.”

Lammometer: 8 (out of 10)

Tim Lammers reviews movies weekly for The KQ92 Morning Show,” “KARE 11 News at 11” (NBC), WCCO Radio, WJON-AM, KLZZ-FM, “The Tom Barnard Podcast” and “The BS Show” with Bob Sansevere.

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