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Movie review: ‘Girl in the Spider’s Web’ spins in wrong direction

“The Girl in the Spider’s Web” (R)

Lisbeth Salander is back on the big screen after a seven-year absence in “The Girl in the Spider’s Web: A new Dragon Tattoo Story,” a sequel of sorts to the critically acclaimed but financially disappointing “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.”

Despite the star power of Rooney Mara (who earned a Best Supporting Actress Oscar nomination) as Lisbeth and Daniel Craig as investigative journalist Mikael Blomkvist, the David Fincher-helmed crime thriller clearly didn’t excite Sony Pictures enough to move forward and adapt the final two books in late Swedish author Steig Larsson’s Millennium Trilogy; yet the studio found a way to revive the franchise with completely new faces in front of an behind the camera. As a result, movie fans are getting a soft reboot with “The Girl in the Spider’s Web,” based on the 2015 novel by David Lagercrantz that continues Lisbeth’s story where Larsson left off.

With “The Girl in the Spider’s Web,” “The Crown” star Claire Foy assumes the mantle of Lisbeth Salander, who remains haunted by the abusive father and the sister held captive by him after she managed to escape from their massive estate. A survivor of sexual abuse herself (which she exacted revenge for in “The Girl in the Dragon Tattoo”), Lisbeth continues to be a vigilante for women who have suffered a similar fate, as well as continues to use her brilliant mind to hack into a government computer to recover nuclear launch codes that could mean the end of the world if they fall into the wrong.

Yes, “The Girl in the Spider’s Web” has the gritty feel and the twists and intrigue of ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo,” but ultimately, with its hyperkinetic action and high-tech ambitions, it feels more like a James Bond adventure … without Daniel Craig. Perhaps that’s why they couldn’t lure Craig back to the franchise, because it’s too much like a James Bond film, and a faded version of 2011’s “Dragon Tattoo” that couldn’t quite find enough steam to launch a lucrative movie series.

Lammometer: 6 (out of 10)

Tim Lammers reviews movies weekly for The KQ92 Morning Show,” “KARE 11 News at 11” (NBC), WCCO Radio, WJON-AM, KLZZ-FM, “The Tom Barnard Podcast” and “The BS Show” with Bob Sansevere.

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Movie review: Emotional ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ hits all high notes

“Bohemian Rhapsody” (PG-13)

After 10 years in development “Bohemian Rhapsody” is finally here … the biopic about Queen which mostly concentrates on the late, great Freddie Mercury and chronicles the band’s rise from 1970 through their landmark Live Aid performance in 1985.

While we get a fair amount of Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon, the film is really a warts-and-all look at Freddie’s personal life and what made him tick all the while seeing how songs like Bohemian Rhapsody and We Will Rock You were created.


AUDIO: Tim reviews “Bohemian Rhapsody” with Tom Barnard on “The KQ Morning Show” (segment begins 2 minutes 30 seconds in)

The movie messes with the band’s true-life timeline, but it’s really a nitpick when you consider the raw emotional power of the film thanks to Rami Malek’s stellar performance as Freddie.  If you’re a Queen fan you will love this movie, and if you’re not a Queen fan, you just may become one. Get ready to be inspired, because “Bohemian Rhapsody” is easily one of the best films of the year.

8.5 (out of 10) on the Lammometer

Tim Lammers reviews movies weekly for The KQ92 Morning Show,” “KARE 11 News at 11” (NBC), WCCO Radio, WJON-AM, KLZZ-FM, “The Tom Barnard Podcast” and “The BS Show” with Bob Sansevere.

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Movie review: New ‘Halloween’ up to same old tricks (not treats)

Jamie Lee Curtis is back and as badass as ever as Laurie Strode in “Halloween,” a direct sequel set 40 years after the original “Halloween” that finds Laurie confronting the slasher killer Michael Myers once again. Unfortunately, while Laurie has evolved as a character, her murderous counterpart is up to the same old tricks, leaving this ambitious reboot a mixed-bag.

“Halloween” 2018 pretends that its seven sequels – as well as director Rob Zombie’s remake and its sequel – didn’t take place. Instead, we find out that Michael Myers (played in the first half of the film by the original Myers actor Nick Castle), has been locked down in a maximum-security institution for the past 40 years, and has never once spoken a word.


AUDIO: Tim reviews “Halloween” with Tom Barnard on “The KQ Morning Show”

Meanwhile, Laurie has remained traumatized by the events she suffered as a babysitter 40 years earlier, and after failed attempts at relationships and having her daughter taken from her by authorities at age 12, has become a survivalist. Living in a gated encampment in the woods outside of Haddonfield, Illinois, where Michael murdered five people in 1978, Laurie has been preparing the apocalypse with a cache of weapons, a safe room and a stockpile of food for when the time comes.

However, the apocalypse for Laurie isn’t nuclear annihilation, but rather the escape of Michael during a prison transfer where he murders the guard and escapes, reclaiming his identity as “The Shape,” mask, blue overalls and all butcher knife, where he slashes his way through Haddonfield once again, looking for not only Laurie, but her now-adult daughter, Karen (Judy Greer) and granddaughter Allyson (Andi Matichak).

The first half of “Halloween” is spectacular, as Curtis slips comfortably back into the role of Laurie, and expertly shows the wear and tear the terror took on her decades before. She lives a life in paranoia fearing his escape yet welcomes it, so she can finally confront Michael and put an end to her nightmare once and for all.

Directed by “East Bound and Down” helmer David Gordon Green and co-written by comedic actor Danny McBride, “Halloween” suffers, though, by basically delivering the same premise we’ve seen in the previous movies, where Michael goes on a cold and calculated murderous rampage where the end game seems all the same. Granted, the character is limiting, but there are really no new twists, save Michael’s psychologist (Haluk Bilginer), or as Laurie likes to call him, “The new Loomis,” referring to Donald Pleasance’s psychologist character in the original films. That twist, while welcome, doesn’t pan out, though, squashing for any hopes for creativity in the second half of the film.

There’s no question the fans of the original film will embrace the new “Halloween,” which has plenty of nods to director John Carpenter’s 1978 classic. Carpenter is back in a sense, too, as the composer of the film’s chilling score, recalling a theme that became an instant classic 40 years ago. All told, “Halloween” is a mixture of old and new with a shortage of the latter that would have made it rise above the expectations the film set for the audience when the reboot was announced. “Halloween” isn’t a bad film, by any means, just average. Hopefully the inevitable sequel will come up with some new tricks to treat its audience with.

Lammometer: 5 (out of 10)

Tim Lammers reviews movies weekly for The KQ92 Morning Show,” “KARE 11 News at 11” (NBC), WCCO Radio, WJON-AM, KLZZ-FM, “The Tom Barnard Podcast” and “The BS Show” with Bob Sansevere.

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Movie review: Despite flaws, ‘First Man’ completes mission

‘First Man’ (PG-13)

Ryan Gosling plays legendary astronaut Neil Armstrong in “First Man,”  a detailed chronicle of not only the first man to set foot on the moon, but a look at the highs and lows of the NASA space program and the tragedies Armstrong endured during the space race with the Soviets in the 1960s.

Appropriately timed with the 60th birthday of NASA Oct. 1, “First Man” gives a fascinating look at the early years of NASA leading up to the Apollo 11 moon mission, including the tragedies to befall many of his colleagues as the organization worked toward its goal of beating the Russians to the moon.

Technically, “First Man” is incredible as is recreates pivotal moments in the NASA’s history, yet, the acting feels a bit flat at times, especially by Gosling. It could be Gosling was playing it low-key because that’s the way Armstrong was in real-life (he was largely known as a “reluctant hero”), and certainly the personal tragedy that haunted him throughout his career at NASA no doubt drove him even deeper into his shell. At the same time, it’s that family tragedy that gave him the resolve to stay on course and go through the dangerous training missions and the eventual mission to the moon, so, it’s hard to criticize an Gosling’s portrayal of Armstrong, even when you expect something more out of the actor.

On the flip side, Corey Stoll gives a lively performance as Buzz Aldrin, while Claire Foy delivers as expected as Armstrong’s wife, Janet, who grapples the best she can with the astronaut’s stoic demeanor. Jason Clarke — one of the most underrated actors in the business — is great as usual as Ed White, one of the pivotal figures in NASA along with Gus Grissom (Shea Whigham) and Roger Caffee (Cory Michael Smith) who are involved in a tragic accident as the agency tries to get its bearings. All told, “First Man” is a brutally realistic look at an agency that has endured massive setbacks on its way to exploring the space above us.

Lammometer: 7 (out of 10)

Tim Lammers reviews movies weekly for The KQ92 Morning Show,” “KARE 11 News at 11” (NBC), WCCO Radio, WJON-AM, KLZZ-FM, “The Tom Barnard Podcast” and “The BS Show” with Bob Sansevere.

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