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Movie review: ‘House with a Clock in Its Walls’ a few ticks off


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“The House with a Clock in Its Walls” (PG)

While its title is one of the clunkiest movie titles in recent memory, “The House with a Clock in its Walls,” is exactly what the movie is about — a doomsday clock hidden within a haunted house that must be discovered before it starts ticking down to an end of days plan concocted by an evil warlock. Even though the film has all the talent it needs to succeed, however, the film plods along until the third act to fulfill its promise.

Relative newcomer Owen Vaccaro stars as Lewis Barnavelt, an orphaned 10-year-old in the 1950s who goes to live with his eccentric uncle, Jonathan Barnavelt (Jack Black), in a spooky neighborhood haunted house. Blank soon discovers that his uncle has magical powers as a warlock as does his quirky neighbor, the witch Florence Zimmerman (Cate Blanchett), and begins to learn about the dark arts himself. But once Lewis begins to learn too much about and his curiosity gets him into trouble by carrying out a spell in a forbidden book, he, Jonathan and Florence must work together by preventing the doomsday clock from clicking ahead and its warlock creator (Kyle McLachlan) from fulfilling his deadly destiny.

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“The House with a Clock in Its Walls” feels like a combination of “Goosebumps” and “Fantastic Beasts,” and with a PG rating, it’s definitely aimed at the kids’ set. However, feels like it’s trying too hard to be a kids movie with its zaniness and doesn’t have anything remotely scary until the third act. On one hand, it’s great that kids have a rare opportunity to see a light-hearted, spooky PG movie in today’s marketplace, but on the flip side, an opportunity was missed to engage any prospective adults (re: parents of said kids they are brining to the movie). As movies like “Incredibles 2” have shown, movies can definitely be made to appeal to families as a whole.

The most interesting thing about “The House with a Clock in Its Walls” is that it was directed by Eli Roth, who has made some brutally sadistic movies in the past with such horror flicks as “Hostel” and its sequel, and “The Green Inferno.” And while Roth oddly showed signs of easing up on the violence and showing restraint on, of all films, the Bruce Willis remake of Death Wish, the fact that he is suddenly helming a PG film is a real head-scratcher.

Presumably Roth (who has a cameo in the film) did “The House with a Clock in Its Walls” to work with Jack Black, who is entertaining as usual, and Cate Blanchett, who brings class to every film she’s in. Perhaps Roth directed the film because he couldn’t convince her to star in “Hostel, Part III” … now that would have been truly scary.

Lammometer 6 (out of 10)

Tim Lammers reviews movies weekly for The KQ92 Morning Show,” “KARE 11 News at 11” (NBC), WCCO Radio, WJON-AM, KLZZ-FM, “The Tom Barnard Podcast” and “The BS Show” with Bob Sansevere.

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Movie reviews: ‘Hot Pursuit,’ ‘The D Train’

Sofia Vergara and Reese Witherspoon in 'Hot Pursuit'

By Tim Lammers

“Hot Pursuit” (PG-13) 1 star (out of four)

The trail goes cold almost immediately for Sofia Vergara and Reese Witherspoon in “Hot Pursuit,” a dreadfully unfunny road comedy that’s every bit as bad as the film’s excruciating trailer suggested it would be. Following a clever opening title scene that shows younger versions of Witherspoon’s character literally being raised in the back of her policeman father’s squad car, the film takes an immediate nosedive once the actress herself appears on-screen, as she desperately attempts to force humor at every turn.

Witherspoon plays Rose Cooper, a straight-laced, strictly by-the-book Texas police officer inspired by years on the beat with her late father. Tasked with protecting Daniella Riva (Vergara) – the high-maintenance wife of a government informant set to testify against a vicious cartel boss at a Dallas court hearing – Cooper is willing to risk her life to protect the woman, even with would-be assassins and crooked cops only steps behind them.

Given their respective histories on film and television, there’s no question that Witherspoon and Vergara can act given the right material; it’s just that the regurgitated story in “Hot Pursuit” gives them no choice but to force out their lines in the hopes of eliciting a few laughs.

A somewhat baffling choice for a screwball comedy role, Witherspoon is totally out of her depth as the ever-perky Cooper, and comes off as hopelessly annoying as she rapidly rattles off her dialogue. Meanwhile,  Vergara, who’s been quite funny on TV’s “Modern Family,” seems nothing but uncomfortable as she plays along with the story’s antics. At least her character is given a bit of a plot twist, but even as that is revealed, “Hot Pursuit” falls lock-step back into its march toward a predictable ending. Somebody needs to get on the case to investigate how such a disastrous project like “Hot Pursuit” got the greenlight in the first place.

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“The D Train” (R) 2 stars (out of four)

Board with caution “The D Train,” a dark comedy starring Jack Black and James Marsden that ultimately ends up feeling more creepy and awkward than funny. On one hand, it’s a relief that the film avoided the cliches and predictability of the class reunion comedy sub-genre; yet on the flip side, the film is hard to warm up to, since neither Black’s nor Marsden’s characters are particularly likeable.

Black stars as Dan Landsman, a socially-inept, lonesome loser on his high school class’ 20th reunion committee, who’s struggling to convince his old classmates to attend the bash in Pittsburgh. Dan’s luck appears to change, though, when he by chance spots Oliver Lawless (Marsden) – the most popular guy in his graduating class – on TV one night in a national television commercial.

Rationalizing that more alumni would attend the reunion if they knew Oliver would be there, Dan becomes obsessive about snagging the “big star” to return home. Fabricating a story for his boss (Jeffrey Tambor) to fund a trip to California to reacquaint himself with the “cool kid”-turned-actor, Dan’s lies begin to pile lies upon lies, and his new bromance with Oliver quickly begins to spin out of control with completely unexpected results.

Black and Marsden are great at bringing creepy and smarmy vibes, respectively, to “The D Train,” but the film will likely find audiences shifting in their seats rather than laughing out loud. There are funny moments in the movie to be sure, it’s just that without a clear protagonist in the piece, the film has a hard time gaining any momentum. We know something significant is bound to happen as Dan spins his yarns and Oliver plays along, and that unpredictability is part of the appeal. In the end, “The D Train” is a risky comedy that seems to have all the right elements, but just can’t find the right tone.

Tim Lammers is a veteran entertainment reporter and a member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association, and annually votes on the Critics Choice Movie Awards. Locally, he reviews films for “KARE 11 News at 11” and various Minnesota radio stations.

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